Sloth ‘I Have Two Speeds — Not Today & Absolutely Not’ Sweatshirt

$29.99

Clothing sizes: S

Gildan Colors: White

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

This cozy crewneck brings playful comfort and bold personality to everyday wear. Soft, midweight fleece holds a riotously colorful graphic—an adorable sloth with cheeky lettering declaring “I have two speeds: not today & absolutely not.” The clean crew neckline and classic fit make it easy to layer over tees or lounge in on slow mornings. Thoughtful construction (tubular knit with ribbed collar and reinforced double-needle seams) keeps the shape wash after wash, while tear-away neck labels eliminate itch. Built from a cotton-poly blend with OEKO-TEX®–certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton, it feels responsible as well as relaxed. Choose embroidered chest or wrist accents for a subtle, elevated touch, or keep the vivid DTG print front-and-center for maximum statement.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit body with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- DTG front print with optional embroidery on chest or wrists
- Gray tear-away neck label for itch-free comfort; DTF-printed inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product

Sloth ‘I Have Two Speeds — Not Today & Absolutely Not’ Sweatshirt

$29.99

Clothing sizes: S

Gildan Colors: White

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

This cozy crewneck brings playful comfort and bold personality to everyday wear. Soft, midweight fleece holds a riotously colorful graphic—an adorable sloth with cheeky lettering declaring “I have two speeds: not today & absolutely not.” The clean crew neckline and classic fit make it easy to layer over tees or lounge in on slow mornings. Thoughtful construction (tubular knit with ribbed collar and reinforced double-needle seams) keeps the shape wash after wash, while tear-away neck labels eliminate itch. Built from a cotton-poly blend with OEKO-TEX®–certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton, it feels responsible as well as relaxed. Choose embroidered chest or wrist accents for a subtle, elevated touch, or keep the vivid DTG print front-and-center for maximum statement.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit body with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- DTG front print with optional embroidery on chest or wrists
- Gray tear-away neck label for itch-free comfort; DTF-printed inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product

Hendersonville, TN

Sloth ‘I Have Two Speeds — Not Today &amp; Absolutely Not’ Sweatshirt

Sloth ‘I Have Two Speeds — Not Today &amp; Absolutely Not’ Sweatshirt

Sloth ‘I Have Two Speeds — Not Today & Absolutely Not’ Sweatshirt

Sloth ‘I Have Two Speeds — Not Today & Absolutely Not’ Sweatshirt